I wonder why I thought Larger Than Life took place in a war-torn country.

What's the elephant movie that wasn't Operation Dumbo Drop?

It's like Tom Hiddleston gets off on being withholding.

Yeah, the art is intentionally, aggressively ugly.  I guess Mike thinks it's fun to draw his alter ego with a red, sun-scarred nose and a misshapen mouth?

Penny Arcade Thread

I will eat a three-day old cannoli this afternoon.

Seriously.

I want to see actual onscreen sodomy.  It's time, Hollywood.

How is Jon Polito's voice?

If he ever had to cross-dress in Darkman he would have to create fake boobs that would melt after 99 minutes.

The World's End is still performing strong, right..?

You wanna know how I feel about the war?  You wanna know how I feel about Syria?  About Obama?

Hoosiers Waitress has been on this site for years and has not once served me Hoosier Mama pie.

Wait, wait: The AV Club now posts the bad review before they post the good interview?

What is she doing on the soundtrack?  She running the lights or something?

The dude from Mannequin will get beat up by one of the bullies from Weird Science.

Lil' Bandit!

Tila Tequila's Vajayjay being over 40 years old when the rest of her is decades younger sounds about right.

That is very reactionary.  You realize that prostitutes don't have dicks in their mouth all the time, everywhere they go, right?

That is awesome, but now I have the mental image of a mob of frenzied teen girls ripping apart Statler and Waldorf.