I really can't wait for that image to scroll off the Coming Distractions page.

It's the part you were born to play, baby!

This really isn't enough like Roadhouse for my taste.  Bale's hair has nothing on Sam Elliott's.

I'm a loyal modern Simpsons fan and I'm trying to think of any new things they might try to market.  Angry Dad animations?  Pie Man masks?

This would have never happened if Koski was still here!

That's basically what Skyfall turned into at the end.

Hah, excellent use of the YouTube play button.

Wait, that's gonna cost me $2.50 per minute for Dave Chappelle's special!

But Redman really lives in that house we saw on Cribs, right?

Whoa, it's Matt Besser on the left reprising his role from Dewey Cox!

Finally, the sequel to *batteries not included the people demanded!

It's so sick that I know what this is without clicking on it.

Whoa, I'm in!

As of this moment, Gregg Hale no longer exists.  Say hello to Eduardo Sánchez!

We probably all deserve this gimmick poster, don't we?

I did not put any of that together until you just said it.  I thought it was a series of unrelated Zuckerkorn misadventures, but now I see the sequence.  Amazing!

Never!

DAD: "The factory closed down and I'm on a fixed income, Dolores, but I'll buy the expensive IMAX tickets for that monster movie if it means I get to spend time with you."

"Mr. President, we've located the planet the monsters came from."

I got 99 problems but an anti-woman legislative agenda ain't one.