Ugh, the puns in that article. A.S.S. Dowd should stick to being boring!

I should probably give them all a fair shake as talk show guests, but that still of Harry Fraud especially gets my Close-Tab finger a-twitchin'.

Holy crap, it's Prince Paul!

Yeah, looks like I'll only be around for one week of this feature; sorry gang!

Yeah, upon a re-watch I still don't know.  Pastor Veal had the opportunity; Anne seemed resigned to GOB's escape.

SIIIIIIIMMS!

Abraham "Gary the poof" Higgenbotham is a producer on Modern Family; I wish he would have come back for Arrested Development!

Ha!  I was wondering if that exchange with Maeby would hold up to examination.

It really is one of the greatest user names on this site.

If Disney can get Neal McDonough to reprise his Street Fighter role as Bison, this movie might get interesting.

Even if he shaved that beard, we'd never let him join our North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes convention!

It's just a blank page, until you scroll down and you see a link that says "The Master."

Does this mean we should finally stop being outraged at Timberlake exposing Janet Jackson's Super Bowl nipple?

LOL

Whoa, that's the kind of story that belongs in a bad first novel.  Start writing, George!

Right now Guantanamo prisoners are being force-fed Ensure.  Boring!

Sherman Hemsley, Ashy Larry, Love Boat…

I'm a generic skinny 33-year-old dude.  I commute to an arts admin job in NYC from NJ.  I'm not super interesting in real life, but I'm even less interesting online!

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