I'm kind of proud that Rickrolling isn't dead yet.  It makes me hope He-Man singing 4 Non Blondes will also live forever.

No Ribwich?  If any food deserves a permanent home, it's the nomadic Ribwich.

The only time I ever dated any two people at the same time, it was with two women over a decade apart in age (21 and 32) who had very little in common.

Redheads, man.  Redheads.

I loved you as the evil DJ in Zoolander, Justin!

Second-best movie Jonathan Frakes ever directed.  And Michael Biehn!  You can't go wrong with him, even in a kids movie.

Going to live it up down ol' South America way, eh, Mikey?

He's got no more interest in film.  Too bad, because he's really good at directing.

Gay pirate porn?

Reddit users will do their best Ron Howard impressions.

Bring back Stephen Root as Early Q!

No, not Director's Cut!  Final Cut!  Which is the real Director's Cut!

We're only supposed to celebrate fapday once a week?

Lots of people have punchable faces.  I have a punchable face!  Don't hold it against us!  We go out of our way to act in a non-punchable manner!

Can we use this Newswire as an excuse for a Law & Order megathread again?

You know what else was a "slam dunk"?  WMDs in Iraq!  #willharristruth

Ah, I remember old Star Wars parody rumor sites for the prequels, like Don Knotts as Petit Moff Tarkin…

I don't know, I kinda like Skating with Celebrities…

This is "Column Five Media" an infographic company that doesn't list Netflix as a client.  I think this was an independent operation, going in hot against Netflix.

Her mother, Olive.