P-Hound is a werewolf?  Foreshadowing!

This is an incorrect Internet opinion and must be met with severe punishment!

I couldn't see through the sunglasses and I slid into the ladder…

If you can find better memes anywhere else…NYAN NYAN NYAN-NYAN…

Is Bree Olson still part of Sheen's harem?  Hopefully striking out on her own and joining this film will help her regain some self-respect.  You go, girl!

Netflix: You're Killing Me, Hastings!

White Guy Photoshopped In.

What is the quality of the Arrested Development torrents?  I hope they're at least as good as Showstealer Pro Trial Version.

No, they monitored me and were ready to call 911, saying "You're still able to talk, so you're still getting air."  They stayed by me to make sure I wouldn't collapse again and waited until I let them know I swallowed the bite.

I don't know if this counts as Food Thread, but last Wednesday I began to choke on a piece of pork from a Chipotle burrito bowl.

He said some wonderful things.

Jazz gets curbstomped.

How can pick-up basketball be better in New York than it is in West Philadelphia, where the play style involves lifting your opponent on your shoulders and spinning him around, humiliating him so much he moves in with his aunt and uncle on the West Coast?

You're my favorite 2000s-era Bond girl, Rosamund!

This might even attract legitimate authors.

I know we're not supposed to mention that the AV Club is older than a month old, but Tobias thought the Canadian original version of this (Starbuck) was lame:

I'll fund this with the money from the wallet I stole from Q-Tip.

Heather Graham is the one who introduces both Buster losing his hand and the Iraq subplot in the middle of Season 1.

Hitler Reacts To Sims's Seinfeld Reviews.

*sigh*