@avclub-4095a01e6ce9fd93ba5f955048310e2b:disqus Listen to the single "Chum" he released a few months ago. I'm sure you'll like it.

I totally agree. My last comment was more directed toward the audience and people hyping up the show. Up until tonight's episode, I thought I knew what the show was trying to be. I would just like to see how these characters behave outside their dependency/obsession/desire for men. Because they are interesting…

Even though I really like the show I agreed with everything you said.

@avclub-98f668c8300f648c4298d43df8cc923d:disqus Not really. I played football in high school and got hit in the head a lot. 
But sounds like you're real butthurt over them. Sorry about that.

You say a helmet won't help with one. But not yet it doesn't. Give it fifty years.

Does anyone know where I can watch the first half of season 5? I finished four seasons in two weeks and it's killing me that I can watch the rest of it.

There's a difference between "probably not going to exist" and "probably going to get a new helmet design"

He is the reason why this movie exists. He put it all together. So, maybe he should just stick to acting.

Can we at least make him ugly or something? It isn't fair.

No, that's just Al Pacino with a hard-on

@avclub-912b24a9ce5d432de1e518c3415a657c:disqus I can think of one…

@avclub-4602fc349ffc0ad649190e937f2a5f14:disqus there's no such thing as bad cocaine. There's only "good" cocaine and "Phil Collins wearing a dress and cowboy hat" cocaine.

But she wouldn't be able to feel the slaps. That's one of the pros of cocaine.

An episode that got less than a B! Say it ain't so, Todd! Say it ain't so!

"Movie 43 is the most star-studded [and genius movie to debut since 101 Dalmatians. I am so sure that it will be a box-office smash that I promise to harm myself in permanent ways if it does not surpass Star Wars earnings by tenfold!]"

I felt like that was part of the joke though. It's about a recession and the lengths people will go to in order to keep their money.

That's what sealed it for me. That solid, prolonged moment of silence was hilarious.

Everything about this episode was amazing. I'm surprised to see it get such a low score.

@avclub-aa323ea8b5417dda241365dc02ef9fbb:disqus You really missed an opportunity to say the "Grasslands of Marijuana"

You know, you should really go watch Girls and learn how to not be a sexist.