He's the POTUS Anger Management needs, but not the one it deserves right now. So we'll chastise him with our snark. Because he can take it. Because he's not our POTUS. He's a fairly recognizable actor. An aging movie star. MARTIN SHEEN!

The mere fact that you call the challenges ridiculous tells me that you're not ready!

The mere fact that you call the challenges ridiculous tells me that you're not ready!

Drop it like it's a materialistic object because all I need in life is Jah.

Drop it like it's a materialistic object because all I need in life is Jah.

I love the internet, you can make any great movie sound stupid.

I love the internet, you can make any great movie sound stupid.

Easily the best episode of the season, possibly the best of the series

Easily the best episode of the season, possibly the best of the series

That "Crazy" video was cray!

That "Crazy" video was cray!

We're looking at you John Goodman and Queen Latifah… mulatto elephants make for the best dancers…

We're looking at you John Goodman and Queen Latifah… mulatto elephants make for the best dancers…

But Indiana Jones only gives a shit about one

But Indiana Jones only gives a shit about one

I'm going to make a cross-series of Noah's Ark and the Loveboat and it's just gonna be about all kinds of animals having all kinds of sex.

I'm going to make a cross-series of Noah's Ark and the Loveboat and it's just gonna be about all kinds of animals having all kinds of sex.

I saw that a few days ago and couldn't believe it! HE'S 37!?

I saw that a few days ago and couldn't believe it! HE'S 37!?

Go ahead and reject them. More false promises and fellatio for me!