Fair warning: Your eyes may bleed

Wha Wha What?

Damn, I had something for this…

Not as clever as Three-Legged Pants or One-Headed Siamese Twin… wait, no, that last one is just kinda sad…

This is why I clicked on the article

I heard he has a T-Shirt protest scheduled at that time

I wish, "The Albino Stalker" is much more interesting title…

This is why I pre-dig the holes in my backyard.

Lesbian!

I'd like to find out where they keep that sandbox full of cocaine for sniffing…

The review was kinda all over the place tonight…

Who says the hits can't be smart?

I don't know if it's my headache but a lot of this review seemed to be borderline incoherent ramblings.

What's wrong with incorporating food into entertainment?

Can't Oprah just buy you and the rest of America OWN?

No, this show is about zombies not ghosts!

Zombies eating people is too melodramatic. I'd much rather watch somebody cry over a pregnancy.

The movie can go one of two ways:

Do you think the creators will get yanked off after their show isn't renewed for a second season?

The lady on the right looks like she had just stealthily penetrated the lady on the left with some sort of elongated fruit. She's waiting for a response (hence the arched eyebrows) but the lady on the left is speechless. Not due to a feeling of being violated but rather she quite enjoys the sensation. If you look…