I'm sure we haven't seen the last of @GherkinstheManservant:disqus and his weird fetishes…

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"He looks like a beat up bag of smashed assholes" 

Honestly, it's a joke from Eastbound and Down so I regretted using a reference as a firstie more than it being offensive  

Ah, that's my go to place holder when I'm reserving my comment spot. 

What's wrong with being both?

I'm sure, somewhere, God is face palming right now with Rooney up there with him.

Who wants to see a magic trick? I'm going to make this firstie disappear…

Well actually whiskey and beer can be found on my bed. Turns out all he wanted to do was talk about him.

I tried naming my song "Let's get Dawes and Screw" but he ended up suing me. I guess I signed some contract to not talk about that night. 

Trust me, I understand the position she's in totally. There was a brief period of time where I thought Toby Keith was living under my bed and trying to kill me.

I like how the "al" in metaphorically is in lowercase. THEY DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN caps!

@avclub-11bb57c392273b36b9c96817ee86c236:disqus, check out my great use of the edit button…

@avclub-c42f76f3b235e177ed57983b6721d0f3:disqus, Community is on right now. Shouldn't you be too busy to comment like the rest of the AV Club.

I didn't think this was a serious argument just a couple of dudes trying to one up each other.

I'd counter that answer and say it'd be pretty difficult to read while humping away.

Answer me this:

Says the guy with bro in his username. 

The Gherkins spieces is a brutish animal, often relying on a heavy use of quotations and not quite so clever jokes to piggyback on other creature's comments. They think out-of-date soda is too good for them but there's hardly a noticeable difference and I can often bargain the price down to something relatively cheap…

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