Wait… Are you saying that's bad?  At least this time Frodo isn't getting butt blasted by Bilbo Baggins (ALLITERATION!)…

Is that irony or is that just a coincidence? Either way, your firstie sucks big nuts. Hey, that's ironic: A post about assholes that sucks big nuts!

You think that's cool? I once flew a play filled with ecstasy and cocaine with the lead singer of U2. I think his name was Bon Jovi, the cocaine makes my memory all fuzzy.  

What? She forgot to do mine…