Fair warning: it's easier to get in than get out.

Prison.

Eh, as far as mindless action movies go you could do much worse. I mean it's not Die Hard, but what is?

Yeah, that sounds about right.

What's it like to not have a job? Is it wonderful? It seems wonderful.

Yeah, he's screwed.

Just tape 'em up.

He doesn't need the money anyway, he's already loaded from that settlement he got when he sued Jesse Eisenberg.

Family love Craig!

Life.

No, that would have been ridiculous!

Yeah, see? Totally plausible.

Failed fifthsies. You are the worst.

The alt-text made me chortle.

Seems like a lot of you are awfully cynical about cynics.

I can't wait until this opens so I can eat there while judging the other patrons with ironic detachment.

Yeah, the main problem with these movies has been how unrealistically they depicted tire wear.

It looks like a dark re-imagining of Johnny Bravo to me, probably as a result of the animation style, blond hair, and badass jacket. Which leads me to my main point: I want a dark re-imagining of Johnny Bravo. GET ON IT, HOLLYWEIRD!

Good save, I think he was about to kill himself.

That analogy itself is more horrifying than Camp Hell.