Lopez was not funny on Reno 911, he killed every scene he was in.

Thank the stars for Lincolns Revenge. If not for he/she/it we wouldn't know that someone, somewhere, made a vaguely similar joke about something that everyone on the planet makes fun of before a writer for an Onion affiliate website. Where would we be without you?

I think he means Nein.

I remember seeing a commercial the other day for The Marine 2 and the whole time I was thinking "Huh, this looks like a rip-off of The Marine…who would even want to rip that off?". Then they flashed the title, and it made me sad.

Sooooo will Don Cheadle betray him in this movie in time to be the villain for the third one?

You've made a huge mistake.

What's so confusing? I mean, you didn't honestly expect Toddlers & Tiaras to have the child-cruelty market cornered did you?

Cindy Crysby still lives in Mario Lemieux's basement. That is not a joke.

Bite your tongue, Sims! Chase Utley is a beautiful man. In many ways I do love him, though not in a sexual way.

The Phillies are going to trounce the Yanks. Repeat!

More ridiculous:
The jet ski stunts in Waterworld or the Motorbike stunts in XXX?

*At* long last….sigh

I long last, Universal has heard our cries.

You killed my buzz by killing the buzzkills. Sean, you're so meta.

I thought about someone on E! trying to pronounce Swbielters and it made me cringe. I fear that Amelie may have inadvertantly given Jessica Biel an idea for a future 'fashion' line.

*whince*

Horrified Bystander nailed it.

Jason X was the best for the following reasons:

Does virginity come with the default bundle package or is it going to be an X-Box Live add-on?

I seem to vaguely remember hours upon hours of Law and Order: Criminal Intent marathons…which I greatly miss.