13.

Apparently, TomWaits knows every teenager in America!

It's a bit hyperbolic to compare this movie to a Jay Leno skit about mocking 'the yokels' just because you can't identify with rural outcasts. Last time I checked, a movie about high school outcasts is not required to show "a concern for a forgotten subset of misdirected American youth".

Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions!

Fallen angels are the best at signing their pity on the runny kine.

Be creepier, Deputy Mayor….be creepier.

The problem isn't that it's a bad show. The problem is that it's SUCH a bad show and yet people still idolize the characters in it. It's almost like the world is full of a bunch of morons. Wait…

I just feel bad for you that Fallon is in your family tree at all.

Go Phillies.

@zetes

@teadoust.

@TomWaits

So sad that all these terrible movies are doing so well. Only 'The Hangover' deserves to be in that top 10. Moon and The Hurt Locker, now THOSE are films.

Speaking of 'Over the Top', why hasn't Stallone tried a sequel for that yet? I mean, it totally worked for the Rocky series AND the Rambo series. I will not rest until I see at least 3 more 'Over the Top' movies hastily thrust into production.

Well done, indeed. But is it depressing at all to know that it's all downhill from this one triumphant moment?

They already tried forced sterilization in the US in the early 1900s…it didn't stick. More on topic though, these shows always make me remember that humanity truly is doomed and all we can do is enjoy watching the ever-spiraling downfall. It's a good thing I'm a misanthrope, otherwise that fact might upset me.

Oh boy jimbob, you are so fucking hilarious. You're like a wittier version of Michael Bay.

You ain't come once, but many tine tanies!

I'm 99% certain that the makers of 'Untraceable' stole the already terrible idea from an episode of Law & Order: SVU. Then proceeded to stretch it out over double the time and dumb it down even further, which is actually pretty impressive when you consider the level to which L&O: SVU has already been dumbed down.

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for newswire stories this afternoon aren't you, AV Club?