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I don' care Ima keep this party goin.

The Wild and Crazy Guys would totally have transitioned to tracksuits by now.

Rock me Amadeus

HEY! I'M WALKIN' HERE!

Yep, that's what the one paragraph of text says. In the third sentence, if I counted correctly.

I'll say this here: I'm amused by how many AV club commenters completely don't know what to make of Laura Dern's character on this show and Lena Dunham's character on Girls, but it makes their respective messageboards (which I do enjoy most of the time) very tedious to read.

That and her line about the golden parachute were two instant classics that will stick with me forever without a doubt. I am in love with this show right now.

Song of the South!  Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah!

Hodor?

Maybe it's just not for you. That's ok, you know.

On the topic of "masturbatory fantasy": consider the career of Woody Allen. I don't know if anybody's offered that yet; this thread is a little unwieldy with all the nudity blather.

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

I'm beginning to think I fever-dreamed this show.

Matthew and Mary now act like they've been married for 30 years. Seriously, it's like someone flipped a switch and now they're 60-year olds in 30-year old bodies. They just sit around with blank faces talking about money. Must be an English thing.

I don't know who that guy is but I can say that Bruce Campbell has chunks of guys like him in his stool.

Star Trek 2 is the best movie ever about getting older and worrying about losing your edge and super-intense deadly homo-erotic middle-aged rivalry. And platonic love between middle-aged men.
Skyfall tried and failed to tread in the same territory. Even with the flamboyant hispanic villain.

Star Trek 2 is the best movie ever about getting older and worrying about losing your edge and super-intense deadly homo-erotic middle-aged rivalry. And platonic love between middle-aged men.
Skyfall tried and failed to tread in the same territory. Even with the flamboyant hispanic villain.

Warm, blazing sword.

Warm, blazing sword.

What the hell is up with Foxx's perfectly rectangular hairline? I hope I don't have to stare at that all through "Django." It'd be really distracting and take me out of an otherwise engaging movie, like J-G Levitt's creepy Bruce Willis brow makeup in Loopers.