What the hell is up with Foxx's perfectly rectangular hairline? I hope I don't have to stare at that all through "Django." It'd be really distracting and take me out of an otherwise engaging movie, like J-G Levitt's creepy Bruce Willis brow makeup in Loopers.

Tomorrow we find out if we are in THE DARKEST TIMELINE. 

Tomorrow we find out if we are in THE DARKEST TIMELINE. 

OK, Nate Silver's got the president at over 90%. But there's still a probability he could lose. Tomorrow we find out if we are in THE DARKEST TIMELINE.

The genius of Star Wars has always been that it pulls off a combination of Sword & Sorcery and Classic Sci-Fi. Is there any more explanation needed?

The genius of Star Wars has always been that it pulls off a combination of Sword & Sorcery and Classic Sci-Fi. Is there any more explanation needed?

Yes I must see this immediately

Yes I must see this immediately

Yep. There'd be no discussion if he didn't look like a prototypical Long Island greaseball mook.  Not that there's anything wrong with that, but Billy Joel just does not exude "cool." And there wasn't anything he could ever do about that. 
In fact, it's a testament to his immense talent as a songwriter that's he…

Yep. There'd be no discussion if he didn't look like a prototypical Long Island greaseball mook.  Not that there's anything wrong with that, but Billy Joel just does not exude "cool." And there wasn't anything he could ever do about that. 
In fact, it's a testament to his immense talent as a songwriter that's he…

What should I be for halloween? Need some ideas that are cheap, quick, and easy. (Yes, like yer mom)

The lyric-less turnaround in "Uptown Girl" is an undeniably gorgeous bit of pure musical composition. You know, the "Oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh…." part.

The lyric-less turnaround in "Uptown Girl" is an undeniably gorgeous bit of pure musical composition. You know, the "Oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh…." part.

I'm pretty sure the world will stop spinning if the cold open isn't a political sketch.

I'm pretty sure the world will stop spinning if the cold open isn't a political sketch.

OK. But RIchard Pryor and Steve Martin also did stand up sets.

OK. But RIchard Pryor and Steve Martin also did stand up sets.

Maybe they'll let him play with the hidebound format of the show. It could even be a return to roots. When Carlin hosted, he just did standup.

Maybe they'll let him play with the hidebound format of the show. It could even be a return to roots. When Carlin hosted, he just did standup.

Rather you get that way, Allen; I'd fuck his woody opinion.