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Scorcese's daddy drama stuff is like Tarrantino with the feet.

Well, I can't say I can relate to that.

When I was a little kid, I thought GM was a company that made seat belts.

No, like what I said. You obviously need to learn a little about the finer things in life.

You ever have a really hot girlfriend, and things are going good so you meet her folks, and you discover she looks a lot like her dad, I mean, a lot like her dad, but she's still definitely really hot? It's just gives the thing that extra little flavor, don't it?

That's all you, bro. Abby Elliot's gonna have my baby, though.

Dude… are you kidding me? She's notorious. And it's "Nader." You're on the internet. It took me 1.3 seconds to confirm the spelling of his name. Sigh.

The commercial parody from a few years ago featuring the pill that gives you a once-a-year period was pretty funny.

I have a crush on Chris Elliot's daughter. I will be watching her career with great interest.

Classic episodes are streaming on Netflix. I know this might sound blasphemous to some, but the sketches are as funny now as they ever were. But the difference was that the sketches used to be the filler between the guest hosts (Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Steve Martin doing classic stand-up), the musical acts, and…

You actually enjoy the Lorenzo Mackintosh sketches? Prison rape humor is the laziest, lowest form of comedy writing. I haven't laughed at a prison rape joke since I was 14 years old.

Has he done a male nanny action comedy yet?

I was watching tv with my girlfriend a little while back and that Modern Warfare commercial with Sam Worthington came on. I had to remind her who he was, even though she's seen both Avatar and Clash of the Titans with me. He seems like a nice guy, but as a leading man he's a black hole of anti-charisma. Same for mr…

Don't need to read this article. Know the answer already. Go see a good band live. No substitute for charisma and audience connection. End telegraph.

I could imagine the possibly that my kids won't give a shit either way.

What a dick. We all know people like that, who just plain lie to your face in a way that almost seems like they've convinced themselves.

The live signal is now digital, too.

Is there a good reason, is this age of digital everything, that we are we still relying on Nielson ratings?

Say Hello to your mother for me.