He's such a bad driver that he somehow drives to Hell. It was unbelievably awesome.

We bring dire warnings from the future, America.

I just finished the second season myself. It was bewildering how bad it got so fast. I kept watching thinking maybe they would pull a Twin Peaks: stop fucking around and have the grown-ups take over the story for the final couple of episodes. But that didn't happen.

Don't worry, it'll suck soon enough. I've seen the whole season.

Congratulations on your engagement at a Border's book store closing? And Sweet Back to the Future t-shirts.

Something needs to be done about this stale competition reality show format. I understand how these things work, but somewhere in the TV production industry there must be someone who wants to do something different than the run-of-the-mill. Right? I mean, the stakes are already so low with this sad little show. 

Ok, I just read the first few paragraphs. The train ride up the Hudson river is a beautiful route I've taken many times- Shut Your smart-ass mouth. Ever hear of the fucking Hudson Valley? Ok, back to the review.

Right here. I missed the boat completely when it came out (I was 13), and never got around to watching it, even though I knew it was one of those things. I'm watching it now on Netflix streaming, along with Battlestar Galactica, which I also missed. Twin Peaks for watching with the girlfriend, Battlestar for me.

I'd like to bear her body… on my … nevermind…

mmmm… Ranch.

The Dark Knight Also Rises

Nobody tell Dusty about Betsabee Romero (Do a Google Image Search right now). It would just break his little redneck heart.

I was thinking the same thing… Would he have said that to Picasso in his Blue Period. Or to Monet "Stop painting those water lilies. It's getting old."

something with all caps at intervals THAT don't quite MAKE sense

Psst, Nolan ain't exactly Kubrik either.

Ernie Hudson now all CGI, just like he originally intended but didn't have the technology at the time.

Swooping CGI helicopter shot of Manhattan celebrating at the end.

Bustin' makes me feel good