If horse racing is the sport of kings, then surely bowling is a…very good sport as well.

*fires rifle repeatedly in the air*
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Hank Schrader is a bastard. He doesn't even know who his real father is.

We don't have bums in our town, and if we did they wouldn't rush.

If memory serves, that's the best one.

It's not surprising given that she tried to kill Mike and all of Mike's men last season. She's slimy and willing to do anything if it means keeping herself alive.

I've started to warm up to the whole "Walt absorbs traits of the people he kills" theory but I still don't see the motivation for him to kill Skyler. She even told him to not turn himself in and it doesn't seem like she's going to talk. Some serious shit is going to have to happen in the next 6 episodes for Walt to…

Speaking of Emmys, has anyone seen that AMC commercial recognizing their Emmy nominated shows? They spend almost the entire commercial listing all of Breaking Bad and Man Men's nominations then at the very end they slip in "And for the third year in a row, The Walking Dead for best prosthetic makeup". I found it quite…

THE MONKEY IS IN THE BANANA PATCH

I only saw the UFC fights but I'm excited for FS1's programming. Hopefully it will be a viable alternative to ESPN.  Fox Sports 2 is what used to be Fuel TV. Right now they are showing Australian Rules Football which I love to watch despite not knowing what the rules are. As far as the future goes, it looks like it's…

A snake in the cash register! Great prank. Oh, I'm gonna be sick tonight.

Episodes like this are why this is one of my favorite shows on television. The first few of this season were funny but so-so, but when they hit their peak like they did in this one it's like nothing else on TV.

I want to separate Lupe Fiasco from his twitter feed. I love him as a rapper but the psuedo-intellectual bullshit he spews on twitter makes me hate him.

Godfellas contains one of my favorite exchanges in the show's history:
"I was God once."
"I saw. You were doing very well, until everyone died."

Less Than Zero is the most underrated episode of the series. It rarely get brought up in discussions of the all-time greats. "Super King has no need for loved ones."

I'm catching the next pimpmobile outta here!

Are there people who think either of the Hellboy movies aren't awesome? If so, I do not want to be friends with those people.

If I may, Helen, I'd like to respond to that question with yet another flip remark.

They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway music.

"You think you're so smart. What's your favorite subject in school?"
"Science."
"Could've fooled me. I thought it was terrorism."