Buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup.

J Cole's popularity baffles me. He's average and occasionally rises above average, but the way a lot of people talk about him you'd think he was the new Nas. Is this another example of me falling out of touch with mainstream hip-hop or is J Cole seriously overrated?

SNPP-esque question: Did Bob even need to rig the election? It seemed like his campaign was going quite well and he probably would've won without all that stuff he did.

I just wanna say that that Big Bopper gravestone makes me laugh uncontrollably every damn time I see it.

BOB PARDON: #1 LOCAL ISSUE

Yabba dabba doo, I like talking to you!

It was my favorite movie of 2011 and it terrified me far more than any horror movie ever could.

Really liked this. Like any Futurama we can debate the plotting but in the end I just wanna laugh, and this episode made laugh a lot. Biggest laugh for me was Bender and Fry's recreation of the Ali standing over Liston photo. I would pay so much for that picture.

Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects.

The Book of Revelations tell us to watch for the seven signs of evil….sign of evil number four…..continuing our sign of evil countdown, here's Vanessa Williams….  

Now let us never speak of the shortcut again.

that's funny coming from Colts fans considering the Colts employed Marvin Harrison for all those years.

and both happened on days that also had critical NBA Finals games.

yea, that runner didn't make any sense to me because I haven't seen any of the F&F's but that's what I assumed it was from.

baseline leaner!

"Hi, Sydney. I'm Bobby. I'm the new pool boy. Wanna rub some cocoa oil on my back?"

What the hell is goin' on in my town?

Pete never forgave her for having that affair with President Taft.

Do you kids wanna be like the real U.N., or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?

Don't give up hope. They could still bring back Sal as one of Bob Bunsen's lovers.