this is the best one: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

curse you, magic beans!

Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us!

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

original caption contest: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

At least Holy Motors swept the fake Oscars that I put on in my mind.

You can change it to oldest or newest first like the old system but it seems the default setting goes by most likes which is stupid.

Luckily we're on the AV Club so they shouldn't be too hard to find.

downvoted for downvoting me

This new Disqus is gonna give me PTSD.

What did we do to deserve this? Did we anger O'Neal?

Someone made the point on this site a few weeks ago that since insurance is something everyone needs they can't just advertise toward one demographic so they try to cast as wide of a net as possible.

Not soon enough!

They also trimmed out Homer's "he lied to us in song" line which sucks because it only takes like 5 seconds and it's one of the best lines in the episode.

Throw Leonard Nimoy (twice) and Dick Cavett in there as well.

I really hope someone got fired for all of these blunders.

Who needs money when we got feathers?

That dog can sell anything.

Colbert the person or Colbert the character? Colbert the character would probably kill it but I can see why the Academy would be hesitant to bring him aboard.

Shh, Lisa. The dog is barking.