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As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.

As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.

What the hell is this, some kinda tube?

What the hell is this, some kinda tube?

Absolutely. There doesn't even have to be any plots or storylines. I could just listen to him talk about random stuff for an hour.

Absolutely. There doesn't even have to be any plots or storylines. I could just listen to him talk about random stuff for an hour.

Here we go again.

Here we go again.

Shippers of…..goods. Builders of tall………buildings.

Shippers of…..goods. Builders of tall………buildings.

Agreed. With the exception of the season premier, every episode this season has been an A- or better for me.

Agreed. With the exception of the season premier, every episode this season has been an A- or better for me.

I'll allow it, but you better be going somewhere with this, Councillor.

I'll allow it, but you better be going somewhere with this, Councillor.

I actually had a dream last night where Romney won the election and I was legitimately distraught when I woke up. I had to immediately check fivethirtyeight.com to make sure Obama still had a lead in the polls just to calm me down.

I actually had a dream last night where Romney won the election and I was legitimately distraught when I woke up. I had to immediately check fivethirtyeight.com to make sure Obama still had a lead in the polls just to calm me down.

Welcome to Earf, motherfucker.

Welcome to Earf, motherfucker.

You should ask HipsterDbag. Rumor has it he lives in New York.