LISA NEEDS BRACES

LISA NEEDS BRACES

Look at him strutting around like he's cock of the walk. Well let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock
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OF NOTHING!

Look at him strutting around like he's cock of the walk. Well let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock
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OF NOTHING!

LISA NEEDS BRACES

LISA NEEDS BRACES

LISA NEEDS BRACES

LISA NEEDS BRACES

Dave Chappelle, that aint your wife.

Dave Chappelle, that aint your wife.

You! Stick your finger in your butt!
Oh, god. Why is this happening?

You! Stick your finger in your butt!
Oh, god. Why is this happening?

BYAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

BYAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

The George W. Smith part of that of song is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I lost my shit the first time I heard it. I'm near tears in my office right now just thinking about it.

The George W. Smith part of that of song is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I lost my shit the first time I heard it. I'm near tears in my office right now just thinking about it.

Both of these are 2 of my favorite stand-up specials ever. The bit about the homeless guy jacking-off on the bus is one of my favorite things of all-time.   "Put your goddamn cock away."

Both of these are 2 of my favorite stand-up specials ever. The bit about the homeless guy jacking-off on the bus is one of my favorite things of all-time.   "Put your goddamn cock away."

I told you, stop hittin' the table.

I told you, stop hittin' the table.