In that case, as the wise Beavis said to Pavement: "Try harder!". (full disclosure: That bit has been in my head all day after listening to some Pavement. I was looking for any excuse to use it, no matter how flimsy the context.) As you were, @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus , you truly are doing god's…