Holy crap, I love that song. In my alternate dream universe, The Velvet Underground got to go "Sister Ray" on it.

I thought the idea of telling people that you will, in fact, stab their brain with their nose-bone would be very popular. Shows a nice alpha quality we desire in a leader.

Basic math? Have another margarita, man. You are not the Jimmy we know and love right now.

Yes. Yes we will.

Glad someone else thought that upon reading the comment.

Well that kind of made my day. Dawes anyone know when TV Club Classic is bringing back Angel. Season five is dawesome. Figured dawes would be the place to ask since we are all drawn to the Dawes.

FLAGGED

Both.

I would love to hear them do Danger Zone.

Full disclosure: I would watch any of those.

I'd watch it if he sang it about 13 times in a row, with one rendition of "It Ain't Unusual" thrown in.

You left out the long line of prostitutes. There are SO MANY prostitutes.

Do you suppose Hyden might be trying to kill the old meme by trying to birth a new one? Personally, I think we should pick one and go all-in with it.

Bad Horse movies:

Holy Fuck! That made my night. Thanks. I apologize to @avclub-6c0c3be553b85da98c184748b7af76e5:disqus for the course language, sometimes I can't help myself.

Part of me wants to thank you for reminding me of that flick's existence, but a larger part of me has a strong impulse to practice my stabbing.

Yes. Thanks for asking. If it's a terrible movie, than it is terrible.

I'm loving this comments section because apparently a lot of people had similar reactions to me at certain points. All that to say that, yes, I was a little disturbed by that.

Mary Parker saw some zombies while holding a pot plant in some commercial. The pot plant was a little surprising.

Happy Birthday! That "it's my birthday so I can watch what I want" power is intoxicating. Last year my birthday was on a monday, so we had a little saturday party (-ish, something like twelve people, a bunch of alcohol and maybe some chips). For my actual party a couple of my less responsible friends came over, one of…