This.

(Does a mildly suggestive motion with the straw while speaking.)

There's a roofie joke in there somewhere, I'm sure of it.

Dude, thanks for that! That seriously made my day.

If that is sarcasm, I understand why it is. If it is not sarcasm, I understand why it isn't.

After asking the question, I thought about it. There is something to be said for the concepts of "found families".

I don't really read anything that isn't a "first-world problems" sort of book. Not a fan of sci-fi (though I have friends that are very much so). That said: the knowledge and levels of nerddom on this site make me love it, and you three weirdos are always entertaining to me. I have decided I will never catch up with…

In that genre, I would say that Tim Dorsey is somehow simultaneously the worst writer and the most fun.

Blue Man Group. Tweekers can always beat Coke-Heads in a brawl due to length of drug-fueled insanity.

Actually, I'm all set for E's and Whizz.

Oddly, I think my favorite dogfighting sequence is the fake one from The Aviator.

I am still five days behind here. I am determined to catch up tonight even if it means seeing the dawn. If I could get a season 3 episode, that would be relatively cool.

I liked that very hard.

I read that in Moynihan's drunkle voice. Made my night.

Also, I have never pirated a movie that has yet to be made.

I just got tickets for the dance!

@avclub-1e850f6bef0bc36ca1f64e95ff1cbd2e:disqus Technically, Kyle is the worst.

THIS THIS THIS. THIS SO HARD.

Pam lives. Otherwise, I start the apocalypse.

Re: Best things to happen to the show… Clem. That is all.