LAKERS! YEAH! Seriously, though, we are way past our sell-by date.

Fox owns the rights to Uncle Tom's Cabin.

It can't, but it's still pretty awesome.

All of a sudden, I'm relatively sane.

@avclub-14e4cee178d88fb9aa346dbcc11f2873:disqus Valanche.

?'s face while drumming for Bruce was amazing.

That 49ers game was so fucking insane. (Full disclosure: I love the 49ers almost as much as my Chargers, because my grandparents were all in northern California and I discovered football during the reign of Jerry Rice). I had a hard time keeping it together watching Vernon Davis walk off the field crying after that…

Wheat.

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus I was going to try a phonetic spelling, but I chose not to. Sometimes I forget where I am.

How about a team weekend update hosting gig. (Yes, even Dennis Miller gets a turn. The only person that doesn't? Charles Rocket, or did he die?)

There is only one true rendition of that song: http://youtu.be/h4ZyuULy9zs

meow!

I'll agree with that and add that I think she is, in fact, quite gorgeous. (which i guess is just agreeing… whatever)

They had to go and schedule it against CBS's "Babies Wearing Hats".

Don't feel grammar all needed and junk. So, nope. Just shut. (The shut is the important part.)

Shut.

A rampage was fun… a well-orchestrated rampage was a thing of beauty.

I made it 47 seconds. That is not a victory. It's like golf; lowest score wins.

Vanilla Coke is a shockingly good mixer, @E.Buzz Miller.

I actually kind of love that stupid movie. "I'll be responsible for partying till my nuts catch fire!"