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Col. Roy Campbell
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Not to say I didn't find parts of this episode hilarious but the ending just took me out of it. It's getting too crazy to the point where I'm wondering why they're even filming this anymore (not the actual show). It made some kind of perverse sense to keep filming Forrest as he ruined his own life but now since he's

I can't exactly explain why but "unrelated popcorn fire, your honor" is my new favorite combination of words.

If you ever need to send me into a nostalgia-coma all you need to do is play the Warcraft 2 soundtrack. I can remember the smell of my dad's den as I lose again and again because I keep annoying my footmen. It's not my favorite RTS (Warcraft 3 has the top spot) but it's the one I have the most fond memories about.

Why are we walking like this?

That was my first thought when I heard she was in it. I don't know if I wanna see Traci Rearden get eaten.

If ever we needed a Dalton Wilcox, now's the time.

It seems to me that if there's one thing LSP is good at it's denial.

What? No mention of Matt Gourley as the make-out obsessed Elders? I was so pleasantly surprised to hear him especially after I've been going through Andy Daly's Project Podcast Pilot…Project(?) episodes. I was kind of disappointed he didn't get to say "I'm a woman/man" though.

I immediately thought of Antichrist…which is not a connection I expect to make in Adventure Time.

Not that I'm hoping for it, but if I do get cancer I want to use the line, "I'm a cancer survivor, I don't need that shit" all the time. Glad that Mrs. Teti is well and that this is back!

As someone who is almost completely ignorant of comics (outside of the DCAU) what's some good Captain Ma…Shazam stuff out there? There's something about him that I find incredibly endearing but I also heard that the New 52 Billy Batson is kind of a dick. Any suggestions?

For some reason I was upset that nobody mentioned Webby but I guess he's more of a man's duck in a man's body to remember her.

He doesn't know it but he's balding…spiritually!

You're my hero.

Couldn't agree more. "Stickerbrush Symphony" is like the hit-single from the game but there are next to no bum tracks. My favorites include the volcano and mine shaft songs. They're just so nice to relax to.

As to what I'm playing: I just finished Metal Gear Solid 3 again about an hour ago and still feeling mighty bummed about that ending. Maybe something happier? Ooo, Pharaoh! I've got that!

I was going to go on about the virtues of Donkey Kong Country 2's soundtrack but then I realized that I have practically every soundtrack for Rare's SNES and N64 output. It's crazy how well they nailed it so consistently for as long as they did. With other games (such as Final Fantasy) I mostly just pick and choose

Wait wait, those were real? They were so insane I thought Andy Daly was just improvising. I guess I shouldn't be surprised but…wow.

The correct answer is Roy Rogers.

He strikes me as the guy who is seriously too into coffee, pedantic about definitions/correct usage of "biscotti," and believes he's Italian. But he most definitely does have a sense of humor since he wouldn't be such a great straight man to Conan otherwise. You have to know what you're doing to aggressively shut