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Col. Roy Campbell
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1. No
2. No
3. Kind of let down.  I like to imagine Shepard lives and she and Garrus go on to become Bonnie and Clyde-style vigilantes.

They saved our ass in World War III, soldier.

Don't you have a virus to succumb to?

"Break On Through (To The Other Side)"
"The End" is just way too long and boring to accompany a free-falling death. "Break On Through…" is short, fast, loud, and has just enough power to make one feel like they just might actually break through the ground. And if it's timed just right, you hit the ground just as

I think we got the wrong Smile
Fix this immediately, Snake.

I'm on to you, Black Bolt.

I don't know anything more than you do, Raiden. Get back to the mission.

Pack it up.

Sing! Sing like Judy Collins!

Snake! Snake!Snake!Snake!Snake!Snake!Snake!

"What do I put in a toaster?"

I thought this was a secure line.

If you didn't regret the purchase why did you say "my money was wasted."

Snake this is tough…
I know, but these girls are being conditioned for Liquid Ocelot's Beauty and the Beast Unit. But I am *not* saying that you have to take these girls out. I think something is being used to control these girls along the lines of Psycho Mantis.

Snake, get your ass back into the mission. You have no time for these detours into trolling.

Ninjas? Don't Get Me Started.
I've seen my fair share of ninjas and even the greatest are a bunch of shit. What kind of ninja falls at a couple of punches to the face? What kind of ninja allows himself to be punched in the face? Ninjas are like real-life putty men, they just dance around waiting to get kicked in

The next generation of VR
This is the most realistic VR-training I have ever seen. This makes the stuff you went through, Raiden, look like a God-damn playground.

What's wrong?
Kutner, come in! Do you read me?

What a terrible thread, Raiden. Just log off.

Siggy Lamar, you're starting to sound like me.