I give up. It's too hard being ironically clever, or maybe it's just clever.

That hurt my soul. But to make it relevant, she probably likes this song.

hmmm
1st and stuff

I didn't get the this-is-going-to-be-a-masterpiece feeling, but I did get the wow this could be pretty cool in a schlocky sort of way. Like deranged Rambo meets Dirty Dozen meets something else and then pumped through the Tarantino Stylizer.

Taken 2

Replace a friend's girlfriend's name (i.e. Ashley) with something like Skeet Monkey. Then make sure that friend is really oblivious and plays the piano at a church on the weekends and sends the guitarist an email about band practice. Inevitably, friend mentions girlfriend.

Replace a friend's girlfriend's name (i.e. Ashley) with something like Skeet Monkey. Then make sure that friend is really oblivious and plays the piano at a church on the weekends and sends the guitarist an email about band practice. Inevitably, friend mentions girlfriend.

Ah, Redwall. At first I picked them up because of the 32 AR points, but then I kept picking them up because they were so awesome. Towards the end the story structures kind of got reused, but whatever. After 10 or 12 or however many he wrote, I suppose you run out of ideas.

John Donne. But I could be missing something.

Darkplace, was that shown on AdultSwim a while back? And was it supposed to be horror? Or was that just a spoof and I confused it with this thing? Please, internet, answer me.