He played a similar guy in the movie "Snitch" which I, surprisingly, liked. 90% of the film dealt with our nation's ridiculous drug sentencing laws and overzealous prosecutors. THEN the ass-kicking starts…

When one of the funniest guys on one of the best shows ever, who's also a decent rapper feels insecure, how the hell am I supposed to feel about my crappy cubicle life? Jesus, Gambino - think of all the jerks like me, won't you?!?!?

I'm no Fey - I'd totally Poehler…

Susan Sarandon can "move in" with me any time.
No, seriously - I need a roommate and figure she has lots of money, isn't around all that much, and probably smells nice.

That or, well, he wasn't particularly well trained and did a lot of reps in those German strip clubs, so he had great chops without much guidance. Rock drumming was clearly in its nascent stages in the early 60's - many 50's recordings didn't have real jazz-type kits. He was inventing rock drumming to some degree…

…better that she mangle pop/electronic/disco schlock? I heartily disagree. At least I can laugh at her singing "Jeremy Spoke in Classs Todayyyyy…"

I think those of us too young to have witnessed the Beatles evolve in real time can never really appreciate the early stuff. My dad told me that every one of those early Beatles singles just blew peoples' minds one after the other, constantly pushing the envelope, never a back step or outright dud. THEN they started…

Madonna, I have never fully known how to feel about you. Attracted? Sure. Annoyed? Absolutely. Honestly, reprising your role as a scummy punk rock drummer might be the most ingenious role of your career…

The only thing that sounds better than Nicole Kidman is a Silent Wife…

I LIKE cbb the TV show - but I LOVE the podcast. If only there were some way to capture the spontaneity of the podcast on TV without devolving into Whose Line…

All Hallows eve wedding sounds AWESOME. Zombie wedding FTW!

Technically, "Fuck Cancer" is cervical cancer, the kind you get from being fucked by a guy with certain strains of HPV. What color of NFL accoutrements denotes Fuck Cancer? Anyone?

Um, Eluvium, I think you were looking for the OTHER internet…

…and on the OTHER flip side, the best scripted comedy in existence right now is too smart for enough ratings to justify more than 13…

He's not the only good looks hoarder.
*combs through scores of formerly glorious hooker corpses*

Yes - the raid will be done by the Norwegian bikini team.

That's what HITLER said.

So, perhaps you would like to bid Mr. Sluggocane a stern "good day, sir"?

Clearly you are not posting from either Washington or Colorado (or California, I guess…)

Hand Solo - is what I call it when I watch Return of the Jedi all alone…