Um, SPOILER…

WAS Hank…

"Second to Last of the Mohicans: The Prequel"

It's an instructional video for metallurgical PhD courses.  With TONS of double bass…

Metallica - Maser of Puppets = MEHtallica.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Naked Ladies.

I thought Dean Norris ended up with Tuco's Lucite grill?

THAT'S your complaint?

Top ten, for sure.

It's a French film, so not only will there be carpet and drapes, but armpit hair too.  What's a good euphemism for that?  Throw pillows?  Bad wall art?  Wallpaper?

I can think of two things that will be both blue AND warm while I watch this film…

My only experience with a cobbler is taking my wife's high heels in to fix the tips.  I can just imagine the guy with the huge beard metaphysically lapsing into a haze of pinot gris and Real Housewife rerun marathons…

Just in time for Hanukkah!

Oh, pick me, pick me!

T will cut a bitch, pickles…

90's…  Grunge…  Seattle…

I thought it came from Comedy Bang Bang?

It is strange that something as complex and specific as a falcon would co-evolve in a galaxy far, far away.  I guess it WAS a long time ago, so maybe a falcon flew here from that galaxy and created life on Earth.

It's MINDY PALLY.

More of a Robert Horry…