Fox Exec #1: "What do kids like these days?"
Fox Exec #2: "Space… whales… protracted metaphors for sexual assault… space-whales…"
Fox Exec #1: "You had me at 'sexual assault'! Somebody find Ridley Scott and get him to explain these X-Men!"

Which one?!

Listen, I only clicked on this article because I'd hoped a story about "retro-ade" had some new info about the Ecto-Cooler comeback, so I'm disappointed enough already.

I took an astronomy class in college taught by a wonderfully knowledgeable professor… from Jamaica. On the first day of class she complained that everyone assumed she did astrology for a living, and none of us wanted to tell her, "Well, Professor, that's because you sound like Cleo, Mistress of the Tarot, and most…

#ShowMeThePeerReviewedData

But he doesn't look anything like Gene Wilder!

… goddammit, 2016. Haven't you taken enough from us?

The Death of the CrossGen Universe. Setting aside the wisdom of the effort (and all the questionable business practices like, y'know, not paying their employees), CrossGen's attempt to build from the ground up an interconnected universe spanning multiple titles in different genres was a big part of what got me into…

Maybe this is how I'll finally achieve my lifelong dream of providing a cover blurb!

If "karate as superpower" is good enough for the Legion of Super-Heroes, then it's good enough for the Inhumans, Marvel's Hottest Fan-Favorite Property.

Do you mean another movie about WWII and another, separate movie about Dracula, or another movie about both WWII and Dracula?

What part of "Infracells up, megathrusters are go" do you not understand?

They can bring back all the space vermin they want as long as the evil space witch still has an evil space cat.

I seem to remember the old Voltron having more shenanigans involving space rodents. Not yet sure if this apparent lack of same is an improvement.

Definitely chasing down dozens of spooky ghost children so you can murder them free their spirits with a magic sword and start the boss fight part of ICO.

Still haven't read any of my FCBD haul, but of the offerings I picked up Archie, Serenity/Hellboy/Aliens, and One Punch Man. (If my shop hadn't limited us to 3, I would have also liked to pick up the Hilda book.)

I don't know, either, but on the off chance it's something I shouldn't google at work, ignorance is, for the time being, bliss.

Especially for Doctor Doom.

Your funeral.

I mixed playing catch-up with some new stuff this week—