Thanos is largely wasted in the main event, but entirely worth it for his appearance in the Siege miniseries.

I think in all this excitement about two grown men in skintight suits* wrestling with each other, we're missing the more important story of Robin taking Lois Lane out to dinner.

Two manga series: I completed a reread of Kiyohiko Azuma's Yotsuba&!, which is pure joy rendered in sequential art form, and then also finally finished my years-in-the-making read of Pluto, by Naoki Urasawa after Osamu Tezuka. (If anyone ever needs examples of how comics/manga is a medium rather than a genre, these…

Moving Sidewalk Fight.

"Your Honor, is it reasonably foreseeable that a man set on fire would, in fact, burn to death?"
"… yes."
"But what if that man was a ninja?"
"An evil ninja, counsellor?"
"Yes."
"Case dismissed!"

Senior or Junior?!

The last time I had the flu I kept "Darmok" on pretty much endless repeat. It was like slowly slipping away into oblivion as Patrick Stewart recited an abbreviated Epic of Gilgamesh to me, too!

The temporal whiplash involved in this comment is staggering.

I'm still waiting for those Season 2 reviews! Come on, AV Club!

Quack, damn you.

Almost always mesothelioma.

Part Czarnian.
Part… well, no, he's all Czarnian.
…
Dammit, never mind.

You joke, but Chris Evans could sell the hell out of that "How 'bout a hand, son?" line.

Can he be a cartoon voiced by Brad Garrett in some kind of animated universe with fun, thought-provoking, well-told stories and similarly glorious casting choices? Otherwise, not interested.

Only in the membrain.

No, those are synonyms. Blasphemy and apostasy are not.

Seeing as they're two different words, I'm aware that they're two different things. I apologize that the link I provided included more information than you initially requested.

Places where religious tenets are codified as law?

http://www.pewresearch.org/…

I didn't realize the Hand were such big fans of the Boss. But newsflash, ninjas—The Rising came out 14 years ago.