Janson.

Pretty. What do we blow up first?

Maude, eh?

That's twice now that Philadelphian athletes were responsible for saving the world from Communism.

Counterpoint: Home Alone 2 is where Daniel Stern gets transformed into an electrified skeleton, the greatest live action rendition of an animation gag of all time, and thus by definition cartoonish and funny.

Someday he will return, in the hour of our greatest need. But until that time, I like to think he's still out there, traveling the roads with the rest of the Kenosha Kickers, doing good deeds and helping the helpless.

Have you been reading Simonson's Ragnarok from IDW? It's amazing.

I hear that a lot, too, about Waid's Daredevil being the best thing Marvel has done in the past decade, and couldn't disagree more.

I thought about doing the same, but that lasted right up until I saw it on the shelf. Good reviews and previews work—who knew?

Scratch that; reverse it.

I missed visiting my LCS last week, so this week was a combined haul that I'm still working through. So far I've only read Secret Wars #7 (incrementally closer to the fireworks factory!), Thors #4 (like Siege, way better action than the main SW book), and Batman & Robin Eternal #5-6. With that book, maybe it's my…

Mongoose blood.

Chipmunk Hunk is a character that exists.

There was an indication (real or perceived) in Alliance Starfighter Command that ranks above Commander spent less time in the field and increasingly more in managerial and bureaucratic roles. (Which is why Wedge resisted promotion for so long in the EU.) As their most valuable asset, Luke was best deployed in action…

Way to ruin the party, Herpes.

I'll drink a lomin ale to that.

Look, there was a whole article on this very website about Ewoks and feminism and some other stuff that I didn't understand very well, but the important part was that we all decided it was OK to like Return of the Jedi.

It's a version of Hamill's "slightly sinister but otherwise normal speaking voice (until dramatically batshit craziness is called for)" voice, a la Firelord Ozai, which fits perfectly.

Unsurprisingly, I recommend it!

Oh, hands down. Driver really delivers by standing out above the rest of an overall solid cast.