Well, trying is the first step toward failing. And don't call me Shirley.

If that had been the plot, I'd have been there on Day 1 with cash in hand.

I experience the mildest regret that none of these programs are to your preference, then.

Why, what happened in Metropolis? Not having seen Man of Steel, I can only assume that Superman saved the day with minimal loss of life and property damage.

So… you're in charge of development at DC Entertainment?

'It was the blurst of times'?!

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One [monkey butler and/or commenter] at first, but he'll train others.

If you're still game, skip around. The nice thing about Pratchett is the different subseries within Discworld—if the Witches don't do it for you, try the Watch (Guards! Guards! is their starting point), and the next Death book, Reaper Man, is one of the greats.

I find the movie charming rather than objectively "good," and think it succeeds most as a solid adaptation of an excellent book.

As long as you add a little Aliziran Crimson, just a touch, to get that nice warm color.

Or I could catch the ferry to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days…

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that one…

Yeah, they made a salad!

"For Mars, James?"
"No, for me."

Planet Spider isn't so far. And Spider-Man, that Emissary of Hell, is always closer than you think.

Wait a minute… You're not the Reposted Guardian UK Comments gimmick account!

I can see it now… Highly specific listicles with titles like, "Can a Sequel Ever Surpass the Original? 11 Smartphone-shot Charity Fundraising Star Wars Spoof Sequels Literally Better Than The Original Smartphone-shot Charity Fundraising Star Wars Spoofs Prove They Can!" With 500+ comments debating whether the second…

By a broad definition of what constitutes literary, there's always this: http://thememorypalace.us/2…

It's not a comedy!

That's… kind of the opposite of the point of reviews though, isn't it? You're supposed to assume the review is accurate before seeing the movie? (Not that that assumption is always warranted, especially for how you describe this film, but still.)