Bible's got nothing to say 'bout radiation belts… Which everyone would know if'n it was taught in science class like is good an proper.

When they're about to find the matches? I keep saying to hide them on a higher shelf, but no, someone might want to light a candle in a hurry…

Quiet! He's a good digger!

I am not a gimmick account! I am a free man!

In the books, he was called "Streen."

Mine, too—or at least games of that sort. I shared a Game Boy with my sister growing up, and it would periodically go missing—usually for a few days at a time, but one disappearance lasted months, during which we convinced our dad to buy us another—because our mother was swiping it to play Dr. Mario, Tetris, and even…

Aubree Miller played Cindel Towani in Ewoks: Caravan of Courage and Ewoks: The Battle for Endor['s Forest Moon], the latter of which featured Wilford Brimley as Noa Briqualon.

There were EU elements before '91—Splinter of the Mind's
Eye, the Han & Lando trilogies, even the Marvel
comics—but the Thrawn Trilogy began something of a (relatively) more cohesive Expanded Universe that spread into comics, games, toys, etc.

Really? Thank god—all these years, haunted by all those people I couldn't save with each Game Over…

I clicked this, hoping against hope that this article would be about an unexpectedly interesting casting announcement for an English-language remake of Troll Hunter. "The original Norwegian film cast comedians," I reasoned, "And these two people are—often quite skillfully—comedy-adjacent. Maybe it won't relate to…

No mention of Dr. Mario? Because really—setting aside the chance to apply my favorite line from Toy Story, "I don't think that man's ever been to medical school!"—how did the concept of Mario + Tetris = "match slowly descending differently patterned medicine capsules"?

All the legendary artifacts in the films are macguffins, but the Ark and the Grail do have that cultural cachet that immediately sets the stakes for the quests Indy goes on to retrieve them. Or at least sets the obvious stakes: Nazi world domination for the Ark and the Grail, and Thuggee local domination with the…

It's like poetry, they rhyme…

"Luke? A Jedi Knight? I'm out of it for a little while and everybody gets delusions of grandeur."

"Keep your distance, Chewie. But… don't look like you're keeping your distance.

… technically it's Endor's Forest Moon.

It's a fascinating book, and the photo Howe puts in the end pages of Stan and Jack circa mid '60s, smiling & laughing together at a panel or something, hits like a train after reading about all the acrimony they went through later.

I'll sidestep my own conundrum and just say best of luck!

I'm not sure if condolences or congratulations are in order.

I hope whoever's running NORAD sees this movie and seriously reevaluates their priorities this year. The FAA can handle Santa. Come December 5th I want an AWACS and at least two A-10s tracking this guy.