NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEEEES!!!! AAAAAARG!!!!!!

NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEEEES!!!! AAAAAARG!!!!!!

You owe me ten bucks.

You owe me ten bucks.

I would have thought that with the reference to Cook & Moore I would have got a least a "You fucking cunt".

I would have thought that with the reference to Cook & Moore I would have got a least a "You fucking cunt".

Just before you Yanks hijack this term, can I just update the correct use of the impolite vernacular:

Just before you Yanks hijack this term, can I just update the correct use of the impolite vernacular:

SPOILER: He breaks down and admits to the kids they were born from anonymous donor eggs implanted in a surrogate because he is an unbearable douche bag who was never able to find anyone who could stand him long enough to get married.

SPOILER: He breaks down and admits to the kids they were born from anonymous donor eggs implanted in a surrogate because he is an unbearable douche bag who was never able to find anyone who could stand him long enough to get married.

Angry Lab Monkey in a cage - tick!
There is no way I'm going to see a film about disease and scientists unless I know there's going to be an angry lab monkey - bingo - there he is at 1.41.

Hey, what's with the dig at Australians?!?! What are saying here?!?! You think we like this sort of american glitzy shit you shove down the world's throat?!?!?

Dick Van Patten's Dog Food
I was reading John Hodgman's "More information than you require" and he made me laugh with a wacky made up section on Dick Van Patten's Gourmet Dog Food with kooky pictures of Dick in Italian & Chinese garb on the tins of dog food.