Mandatory Circumcision?!
The New World Order can take my freedom, but they'll never have my foreskin!
Mandatory Circumcision?!
The New World Order can take my freedom, but they'll never have my foreskin!
You said it, Hogan!
The nipples of Mother Hope have run dry.
If I had a choice between a cure for cancer or Dane Cook being viciously beaten to death, I'd cheerfully accept my fast-approaching end…
Jewbacca!
So, to sum up his answers…
"I don't know."
Canceritos.
Mi hermano nacio con su corazon fuera de su cuerpo…
If someone were to invent a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends, I'd imagine it would look an awful lot like a giant cheeto…
Cock-snot.
The first time I saw Van Wilder, we were eating. We'd gone to a Mexican fast food place. I was drinking Horchata when the eclair scene came up…