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NBC Voiceover Guy
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That was every single episode of Ready For Love. Thank god there were only like five of them.

After movie trailers stopped having overbearing deep voiceovers Universal was at loose ends for what to do with me until my contract ran out, so they sent me to NBC to record for TV shows.

I don't know about me and the rest of us, but if the trailer for The Millers is any indication, Will Arnett's gonna need some cash soon. Try him.

IAM the promo voice guy for NBC. I work closely with NBC top brass to record the TV spots that you see for NBC's quality programming, whether it actually ends up airing or not. Ask Me Anything.

Not quite; Bob's watch had fallen of in the recording booth, so I just hawked it and bought a new mic.

Yeah, I get the idea. Now stop sending me fifty promo scripts a day for fucking Smash, because it's never going to air on NBC again. Hear that Bob? NEVER.

Shit this microphone still sounds terrible. CURSE YOU GREENBLATT

This is bullshit guys. Bob Greenblatt found out Smash wasn't being released in a format compatible with his 3DTV and went on a bender, broke into the recording studio, and ruined my new microphone. Now my recording quality sounds like a bunch of marbles in a blender.

I hope everyone is excited for the return of NBC's only successful show, Betty White's Off Their Rockers tonight. They wouldn't let me record a promo for it because apparently I sound too threatening to the target audience. I think they're cutting the promos using audio clips of Bea Arthur from interviews about Golden