dear lord…

the little kid with the eyebrows will show up somewhere in everything produced by the software, even if there are no children in the screenplay. he'll be in there somewhere. waiting, watching

seconds later?

they immediately shut it down after seeing this on the other side

i'll tell him, but don't be surprised when the series suddenly turns into a series of novels about a husband-wife team of bantering detectives, is all

wait, dang, are you suggesting i might be part gnome?

the power of archie is such that it will outlive you, despite your hatred. jughead will be eating burgers long after you are buried

george r. r. martin looks… almost exactly like my father. it's very creepy.

isn't jughead already a zombie though? he just hungers for burgers instead of brains

i power my internet… with snakes!

this news cheered me up, for a moment

didn't you guys change your slogans back in the day? why have you stuck with this one for so long, it's nightmarish!

never seen it, in all the places i've worked. heard plenty of stories, and i've seen plenty of unthinking contamination, but not deliberate.

rule 34 can be a comfort if you look at it the right way. once you accept that there is porn of everything, and that it will always be there, and there's nothing anyone can do about it, it loses some of its power to hurt.

yeah, i know that office work is actually pretty miserable, but one thing workplace comedies often do (and it's part of the reason some of them fail, i think) is make it look appealing, because they don't actually depict much of the actual work

how many workplace comedies are there that are set in restaurants? are there any that don't take place in "generic office land". i'd actually be interested in seeing movies that break out of that area

i'd like to talk about that, but there are naked people about

*buys a 99 cent hot dog from dairy queen*

only the dead ones

the space raccoon is there, but it's not representing goodwill. raccoons are not capable of goodwill