ich verstehe nicht was sie sagen!

i am always amazed that homeowners associations exist, and glad that i have never been in sight of one

the star wars universe is one of complex moral choices, like whether you should have angry eyebrows or not.

so if you go over to the dark side you end up with horrible injuries, but also get to be part robot. if you're on the light side, you can be a blue ghost after you die.

ich bin auslander und spreche nicht gut deutsch.

that is not how that works at all

they're through being milked.

i know! it's nice to know that some of these old b-movie guys are still around

give him many arms so that he can hold all the things that symbolize coleman francis

@avclub-af33de77a048ae7d86b878d2ba7f710a:disqus  no. that would be an amazing, colossal mistake.

just the thought of that leaves me feeling… tormented.

they're all the hobgoblins of a little mind, or something

now for statues of bert i. gordon! hal warren! coleman francis! all of the greats!

how long is his arm there

grant had a certain rugged charm.

he's doing a 50k through dealey plaze

we found one behind the couch the other day! from 2007.

my nephew hasn't noticed the loss of go diego go yet, so he has yet to weep bitter tears. (his mother and aunt are rejoicing about it, though. a thousand curses on you, diego)

the loch ness monster survives by manipulating the mysterious chronos particles, and thus… lives in the river of time

well don't just sit there! tell natalie from durham, they've been waiting a long time