would jason and gene get along well? i think they might

today is the day that i realize that i've had "stand by me" and "stand and deliver" mixed up in my head for years!

but sometimes… they come back

no judith beheaded that guy, this is another one

take em all down, i say

do they have the part where the woman drives a tent peg through some kings skull? i thought that was pretty memorable when i read it as a kid

Pocahontas i will not accept. bad and offensive even at its "best" moments. shit, i was ten when that came out and even at that age i knew that their approach to native americans was bullshit.

i think i said this before but if disney just realized they don't need that style of comic side characters we and their movies would be better off.

oh ok that is fair

so dipper drinks the mysterious potion given to him by the crazy man who almost killed him once…

haha, you can buy your ticket in "four monthly installments"

apparently maximum fun is "the blog of young america" and I don't know what that means. i never asked them to represent me. go away, maximum fun

man you know that pairing exists in someones slash fiction somewhere out there

Hobbiton. I can't believe I'm still only in Hobbiton.

but YOU said it and thus share the blame for an awful joke. jay leno is not here

"red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous."

well good for them. i hope that they had fun and that they find some happiness in this life

there are different flavors of water, though! because of minerals, and whatnot i assume. that dasani water is terrible, it tastes far too sweet and unnatural to be trusted

the way political things move in this country and my own swiss cheese memory means that I have no idea what you're talking about and i am ok with it!

that special tool is called a "lego taker offer" if i remember what i called it as a kid right.