It is a genuinely funny movie, even today.

I just prefer to ignore the marriage at the end. didn't happen in my version.

She thinks she's a bread delivery truck driver.

Not for young kids though. My nephew watched one and was all "scary one. scary."

Use your words.

I would never deny a person a danish.

The Longest Journey I think would work better as a miniseries, or something like that.

R2D2 leads a secret life of inner torment.

Gordon Freeman played by a camera.

I read the extended universe books all the damn time as a kid, and I remember slowly realizing that the star wars universe is just horrifying. Massive death weapons all over, trillions of sentient creatures getting butchered, etc. Jedi going evil and going on a killing sprees, and luke is all, yeah, whatever, there's…

Well, he's a whisper thin sprite!

Well, he's a whisper thin sprite!

The real nightmare is that mint green roof! Ho ho ho!

If you want to buy some big old mining era mansions for like 16,000 dollars, come on over to the U.P. The electric hasn't even been looked at since 1899 though. Run if you smell smoke.

After the actor in question has died.

No thanks to the date, but I am gonna go eat some chicken wings and pet some dogs now! That sounds like a fun evening.

Oh my.

I think it was Dwayne Johnson himself who posted it on his facebook. "CUTEST PIC EVR GUYS", he said.

They are both morbidly obese in that picture

Again we see that there is nothing you can possess which ABC executives cannot take away.