And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.

We're a special combat unit looking for some Libyan terrorists. In fact, I think we have them cornered at a bagel shop across the street. Now if we could just get some pants for the colonel.

Fire drill, my ass. That guy ain't from the fire department.

Stop! Who dares to tow the van of the living Christ?

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

California sin semilla

Okay, forget Rocky. The point is…when you're down, not not exactly out…I mean, I mean you gotta hang tough…I don't know.

This was not a hallucination. This was real. We all just experienced a super-powerful, paranormal experience, and it was real.

Ah, well…
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Honey if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club.

You can't feed the baby chili!

The sea is reversed

I can hear myself…

Love that chicken pepperoni

Lemmie ask you something:
What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?

Fish didn't know shit.

Fleshy headed mutant, are you friendly?

The finish line…