And these opinions, while uniformly interesting are uniformly uninformed—unless you guys watch Tyler Perry films out of spite, which I doubt.

I'm not hating on it, dude!

Before we get into that discussion, I think we should all agree that the pick of the DVD litter this week is Madea Goes to Jail. So pick that up, watch it a hundred times and then we can begin to think about something else.

…and serve vegan samosas.

This is great idea but also kind of a tease.

I don't believe that one person can write the memoirs of another.

Honestly, Falconer is really excellent.

Then you'll just have to wait until Joao Ceasra Monteiro makes a Baz Luhrman film, Oh the Possibilities

Yeah, my entire world sucks because I don't drool over Elizabeth from the view. Sue me.

Bristol isn't hot, she's just young. Don't mistake her youth for her beauty. And Sarah Palin has permanent make-up — i.e. tattooed lipliner —, and the disqualifies her from being attractive. Perino is another pointy blonde…

Yeah, she is hot… if you like those pointy blonde.

I only came to this page to see what that obscurely-named punster would have to say about this, but I guess his brainwiring fried due to the influx possibilities.

If TarkFAD is a troll, Dccarles is his shill persona.

A Seraglio would have to be the classiest method of confinement, not an instance of abduction, but I doubt it's even the classiest confinement. A gilded cage is far classier, and far more ironic; proper irony is also classy. So it is doubly classy.

I'd just like to piggyback on that and say that I'd like to piggyback on that.

Oh we're discussing it.

As for rape, It has to be that of Europa. So classy, it is often considered a "seduction". In any case, it is definitely the classiest of abductions.

You're willing to overlook the fact that I can't spell 'picnicking'?

Bizarre bunch of people? Come on.

I had a shit day (thanks United), and that made it somewhat better.