Then you should be in jail probably.

He was on a life boat with an Indian teenager

It may be gritty and realistic but at least it isn't also dark and edgy

I like this because it sounds like something somebody in a Jurassic Park movie would say.

The first Star Wars when it was re-released in 1997. I think I was 6.

My parents have been trying to get me to watch this show since it started.

R.E.M.'s Monster

I had hoped, going into this article, that it would include a picture of Paul Giamatti's face photoshopped onto the Rhinoceros' head and I was not disappointed.

I agree. The concept is kind of inspired but the execution is decidedly not.

I agree. The concept is kind of inspired but the execution is decidedly not.

You seen that movie? You seen that movie what's called Predator?

You seen that movie? You seen that movie what's called Predator?

What the Hell?

What the Hell?

Fuck you sir.

Fuck you sir.

Also, I'm pretty sure that's Roman from Party Down serving desert at 1:38

Also, I'm pretty sure that's Roman from Party Down serving desert at 1:38

Chris Ware is good to read if you want to have actual clinical depression

Chris Ware is good to read if you want to have actual clinical depression