Dolly is such a good choice. I have dreams that there will one day be a wonderful lip sync battle to "Jolene" where the queens take on the role of dueling lovers and it will be BEAUTIFUL.

I was so pissed with Nina in Untucked this week—Shea was absolutely right to read her for that.

I like to have an element of cringe to the comedy episodes; the secondhand embarrassment makes it easier to send someone home (Farrah).

I was really surprised no one read Alexis for her tits looking so busted. I get that you might (MIGHT) be trying to contour your bust, but why is it a completely different shade of green? They look like moldy cutlets!

And the switch to "No, it was humor!" that allowed me to exhale. I wanted her to succeed, and she did!

I like to have an element of cringe to the comedy episodes; the secondhand embarrassment makes it easier to send someone home (Farrah).

OH! Lipio's got the reading glasses on—the library is STILL open!

It was clear that Valentina was going to win the mini-challenge, simply because she got the most screen time for her reads. She isn't naturally a comedian, but she has a workmanlike quality to her comedy that means she gets the job done even if it doesn't split your sides.

That sounds like an amazing record!

This is a very Utah ad.

It especially ties in with the opener to the season premier, where the Stasi officer tells the prisoner he cannot be mistaken, because the man would be implying that the State was incorrect, and we can't have that now can we?

Gus was the best! I adored him. He knew he wasn't the best cop, but he tried to balance his moral responsibilities to justice and his daughter, he was a devoted dad and a good postal carrier, and he remembered to pick up the red sauce to go with the tacos!

Wasn't it also used in Moonrise Kingdom?

Don't tell me Winnie's doomed! I adore her! Sure, she's chatty, but she's friendly and hardworking and competent. I want her to solve the case, have her baby, and successfully campaign to get extra pockets for pads and tampons in police uniforms.

It's the mixture of menace and invisibility—while Varga makes himself untraceable, Malvo sought to blend in seamlessly (as he did with the dentist in Vegas).

It's definitely reminded me to give "Peter and the Wolf" another listen; I would give a lot of money for a recording done with Billy Bob Thornton, which is not a thing I ever thought I'd say.

The moment where I realized that Varga purges after eating (I shuddered and turned off the sound, it was revolting) suddenly put his teeth into context. I'm trying to see how it puts the rest of his character into context—was his mother really a domestic servant? What does it say about his views on poverty, wealth,…

He really does have the sweetest face!

Luckily for all of us, she is amazing on Longmire, which also gets us our Recommended Daily Allowance of Lou Diamond Phillips.

Sounds like I need to move to Chicago! The rent in DC is depressing as fuck.