Hot Scottish guy for 200, please!

I see wood you did there!

In a lot of ways, it does feel like they're simply running out the clock.

I've never seen it; Farrah's only three years younger than me. That said, I loved the line about Valentina watching it with her babysitter.

That's what makes Shea a top competitor in my book; when the other bitches complain about their parts, Shea takes them and knocks them out of the park.

Was it that Buzzfeed article? Because it definitely took you to his LinkedIn page. DAMN!

I bought the season on Amazon, so I watch it and Untucked on Saturday mornings.

Nina is really going to need to turn that attitude around, or it will send her home in the next week or two.

And where were the merkins? For God's sake, it's hair everywhere, so I felt deeply disappointed we never got a full 70's bush.

I will say, though, that I was so impressed by the quality of Nina's boobs; they really had the movement that made them look almost natural.

But I will say, even though she kept flubbing in Good Morning, Bitches, she was still personable, engaging, and high-energy. which saved it for me.

Seriously. Now, "Abandon hope, all ye who enter her" has the potential to the best damned line in the Guide To Covent Garden Ladies, but I seriously doubt that man knows that "fuck with" isn't the same as "fuck".

Lord Sutcliffe? He dead.

And I loved that she gave it right back to him. I like that she doesn't seem overly awed by him, even as she is awed by the worlds she's seeing.

Oh, yes! His Levin was beautifully sweet and soulful (and way less of a self-righteous dick than I'd remembered from the book).

And what about Brooklyn? He was incredibly charming there.

I think it's one of those ways that the writers demonstrate that yes, Rob and Sharon are really terrible. They're selfish, callous, entitled people. Don't get me wrong—I do enjoy watching them—but they're hardly your garden-variety flawed people.

So everyone knows, Shetland is on Netflix now, so you can watch him there (he kills me, and I love his relationship with Jimmy).

Have a Tom Collins and some cheese-and-onion crisps.

No, she's not good at it yet. It's improving, but not enough. I think she relied too heavily on filters when she was prepping, and TV lighting is not kind to her technique.