Please, God.

Agreed. Shake Shack is wonderful and In-N-Out is trash burgers for bad people.

I highly recommend Lore, if you're at all into history/creepy stuff. It's a storytelling podcast that's released every other week. Previous episodes have included HH Holmes (the murderer from Devil in the White City), changeling stories, and the story of Elizabeth Bathory (the Hungarian noblewoman who murdered her…

I want to watch that movie. He's going to whip that ragtag bunch of misfits into shape—and learn a thing or two about friendship on the way.

I think Logan could potentially surprise us all in that regard: he would probably move stateside again (at least for part of the year) to make sure he was around to see his child, and you just know that the Huntzberger family has too many lawyers for Rory to seriously think she wouldn't end up sharing custody with him.

Paul seemed genuinely lovely and thoughtful! He made a point to try to bond with Luke over the hardware store thing, and remembered to bring the vintage tools with him the next time he came by. Paul's a good human.

He's seriously too good for her now. I think he'd end up with someone who shares his love of literature and music, but who has a similar work ethic (or, hell, a work ethic at all).

It's deeply frustrating. Like, maybe Odette has to marry someone to access family money left to her by a deeply sexist grandparent, or maybe she thinks she has hit the jackpot by finding a man who seems to love her deeply and respects how much of her life is still in Paris, or maybe she's getting married because her…

It could have worked so much more if she had simply applied the lessons Jess gave her in "Summer": if she had set up her trust fund so that she could rent a small place in Stars Hollow, work at the Gazette, and write her memoir on the side. She's cut out Logan from her life (so the pregnancy would probably be more…

Also, I would like to dispute his claim that you can't tango to Rosemary Clooney music. Also also, I wish someone ran over him with his car.

This is where we needed more Lane. Rory would be complaining about Logan and money and xyz, and Lane would just Lose. Her. Shit. She would point out that she works hard to provide for her family and her kids, she loves her husband, and she finds ways to keep her passion in her life. And life isn't perfect, but it's…

It just feels so terrible to me. So much of Lorelei's life was about bringing Rory up to have the best of her own childhood (namely, incredible educational opportunities) without the things that made her own life hard (single motherhood, emotionally cold family relationships). For Rory to fuck up on this level feels…

And that's what made me hate them all so much. They could have killed someone.

Carry on my wayward son!

Scranton felt a bit mean. If anything, I figured he would live with the kids back in the Chicago area, where he moved from back in high school. Still kinda shitty and suburban, but there's also cool stuff to do, too (I have faith in the Hunter S Thompson-reading Dean of yesteryear).

The man does have a habit of getting engaged.

It's genuinely one of my most favorite things.

I was waiting for that! I thought we would find out she's pregnant, and it would end up triggering a reconciliation between her and Doyle, who shamefully admits all the douchey screenwriting stuff was him feeling insecure about his approaching middle age.

Plus, during the original show, Grandmother Gilmore set up a trust for Rory that she gained control over at the age of 25.

That involves a level of thoughtfulness about career development that we've never seen from Rory Gilmore.