I would gladly watch a spinoff show that was just Paris navigating her career and divorce and children. The stairs! The nannies! The vicious firing of recent grads!

Paris is my favorite, and you just know that when her twins are old enough to go to Chilton, she will drive Headmaster Charlton into retirement rather than deal with her as a PTA mom.

Drinking and driving is a pretty good way to make sure I hate every person in the car. That shit's heinous.

Daddy Huntzberger already did that.

I'll freely admit, I fucking loved the Stars Hollow musical, but the Life and Death brigade assholes need to die in a fire. Not from smoke inhalation, but the severe trauma of being conscious for third-degree burns over your entire body. The worst.

You should listen to David Rakoff's rant about Rent, because it is a thing of beauty.

Yup! I've been watching the revival with my mom (we watched the original together when I was in high school), and I found myself yelling at Rory a lot, which made my mom chuckle.

The "dressing down from nanny" line had me in stitches. It's so true, which is what makes it so good.

Also, it taught me that Victor Garber and Whoopi Goldberg was a theatrical pairing I needed in my life.

I absolutely adored the live action Cinderella. It manages to be faithful, inspiring, and beautifully sincere.

It struck me as particularly unfair given that the entire reason the Church of England exists is so that Henry VIII could marry Anne Boleyn (while Catherine of Aragon was still living!). Why can't a different royal marry a divorce?

It was regularly dinner when I had my first job out of college. It was deeply comforting.

There's an Idina Menzel musical number just WAITING to happen here.

He is the Hero of Canton, after all.

Seriously! That would have had a huge impact on their relationship, and honestly, it would have been more mature to have that argument and perhaps have it come out that there is maybe this uglier side to his character, and how important it is to him that he feel like a big shot. Or maybe he just liked having that time…

I really loved the moment where Rufus quietly says "Viva Mexico!" because they had already outlawed slavery. That said, it killed me that I spent so much of the episode going "You BROUGHT GRENADES! How do none of you idiots remember that you brought grenades?"

Yeah, that was pretty disappointing, especially since Kendra got stuck there for two years. Being in an interracial marriage, even in a potentially more progressive university town, would have been HARD—especially when it came to things like finding housing, not to mention the social shunning. There was potential for…

NI! NI! NI!

Corgis are an excellent source of your recommended daily Puppy/Kitty Intake (PKI); a single corgi is as good as three-and-a-half chihuahuas.

OH MY GOD. This is so beautiful and pure and GOOD.